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★ Personal Data
My stuffs

-Ming
01081989; Leo
NgeeAnnpolytechnic
Have Wings

Wanted
Proper Oral Treatment
Trusted Friends
Better Life
Maybe Her in my Life

★ Noises
Tag Peacefully



★ Links
Links

LINKS!! :D
-=+Friends+=-
[Derek][ Eunice][ Imelda][ Jacky][ JinYing][ JunWei][ LiXue][ Miranda][ Pearl][ Vincent]

~-=Vikins=-~
[Albert][ Charmaine][ Cheryl][ Eugenie ][ Janice][ Joyce][ Kath][ Marvin][ Vera][ Vincent]

-=Maplesea,ThePast=-
[Cheryl][ Gina][ Ming,Joszer][ Leo][ Mogu][ Shir]

★ history .
Horrible past i had

November 2007
December 2007
January 2008
February 2008
March 2008
April 2008
May 2008
June 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
January 2009

★ Credits
Credits

Designer: joline
Basecodes: joanna
Image: deviantart
Hosts: blogskins
blogger
photobucket
Done with : photofiltre

Sunday, March 9, 2008
Flew at 4:55 AM

5am! cannot sleep, meetin Jacky 8am for basketball... DIE!
Went talkingcock.com...


SINGLISH FOREVER!
Why do we insist on using the Queen's English, when Singlish is so much more economical and effective? Compare and see!

When going shopping...
Britons : I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
S'poreans: No Stock!

When returning a call...
Britons : Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
S'poreans: Hello, who page?

When someone is in the way...
Britons : Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
S'poreans: Lai, siam! or Siam, hor! or S-kius!

When someone offers to pay...
Britons : Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
S'poreans: No-nid. (no need)

When asking for permission...
Britons : Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
S'poreans: (while pointing at door) Can or Not?

When asking to be excused...
Britons : If you would excuse me for a moment, I have to go to the gents/ladies. Please carry on without me, it would only take a moment.
S'poreans: Go toilet arh. Cannot tahan.

When entertaining...
Britons : Please make yourself right at home.
S'poreans: Don't shy, leh!

When doubting someone...
Britons : I don't recall doing that.
S'poreans: Where got?

When declining an offer...
Britons : I'd prefer no to do that, if you don't mind.
S'poreans: Don-waaaan.

When deciding on a plan of action...
Britons : What do you propose we do now that the movie's sold out & all the restaurants are closed?
S'poreans: So how?

When asking someone to lower their voice...
Britons : Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
S'poreans: Eh, tiam, can or not?

When asking someone if he/she knows you...
Britons : Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
S'poreans: See what?